5.4L V12, LONG WHEELBASE, PROTECTION PKG, $125K STICKER PRICE, 1-OWNER BIMMER!!

I can't presume to know why you'd need an armored 2000 BMW 750iL, ut all I know is that I want one desperately. You know that feeling of invulnerability you get from, ay, riving a big SUV? This car delivers on that promise. Bullets bounce off, xplosions are deflected, nd they even went so far as to reconfigure the door seals to keep stray projectiles from squeezing through. The safest place in the world just became your daily driver.The 7-series BMWs were already the executive limousines of choice, articularly the V12-powered 750iL (that 'L' stands for "long" as in "long wheelbase"). Chiseled good looks that bely the car's size are BMW's secret, nd if this long, ilver sedan wafts past you in traffic, ou'd never know that there are several thousand pounds of protection stashed inside. The shiny metallic paint is just as lovely as all the other top-of-the-line Bimmers, he doors fit just as well, nd the overall look is quite stock, hich is entirely the point. This one has obviously never been shot at or exploded, o the finish is in good shape with only the usual signs of use and age. Should you require the services of a car like this, ou can proudly show up at the next super-villain get-together despite the fact that it's now more than a decade old. Maintenance was obviously first-rate, ecause these cars are not just purchased on a whim and most guys who expect to be shot at also have a guy on staff to drive and maintain their car for them. If your life depends on your car, ou know NOTHING gets overlooked in the maintenance department.The interior is also a no-compromises space. The clever packaging of the armor package uses special steel that follows the contours of the body, o no interior space is lost in the conversion to 155-MPH tank. Black leather seating fore and aft is just as comfortable as garden-variety 7-Series sedan, nd again, t's holding up remarkably well with only minor signs of use. Everything was standard equipment, rom climate control to a crisp, lear stereo system designed to drown out the din of machine gun fire. And unlike most armored sedans, he windows actually go up and down; just imagine rolling up at a drive-thru and powering down a 2-inch-thick piece of bulletproof glass. The floor is reinforced, he bulkhead between passenger compartment and trunk is bulletproof, nd, ell, nly the President is safer in his car. Will it all make you forget that you live in a crosshair? No, ut it sure is nice.The standard 5.4-liter V12 engine delivers plenty of oomph to handle even the 4905 pounds of protection around it. Most of its important parts are protected, ncluding the radiator, uel tank, nd ECM, nd it purrs along in silky smooth silence under most conditions. The transmission, ear end, nd suspension are all heavily upgraded to handle the extra weight, nd most components have been relatively recently serviced, o it's still ready to head into downtown Beruit for some action. The undercarriage is solid (it's not like you can just weld in patches anyway) and the exhaust system is a wonderfully complex piece of stainless steel engineering. Big BMW alloys are suitably beefed up and wear 235/55/17 Michelin radials.Yeah, here's something about an armored BMW that makes you feel like a million (or a billion) bucks. Fortunately, ou can buy that feeling for pennies on the dollar with this car. Call today!