Rugged Manliness Awaits Driver with a Beard

Here we find the F150 in its natural habitat; The rugged manicured rural suburban neighborhood next to a fishing pond. It's put its time in, proven, tried and true. The interior welcomes you with the soothing embrace of the saddle blanket seat. It's almost as if you get to hang out with John Wayne every morning on your morning commute. The 4wd works well, for climbing mountains. I'm fairly certain this very truck rode the ridgeback of the Himalayas to stand upon the cap of Mount Everest. The F150's cargo area is perfect for storing all your needs. The camper shell doubles as a fiberglass housing area for your adventures in nature, saving you all that wasted time of chopping down Red Oaks in the wilderness to build your temporary shelter from the elements, not that you need one; because you're a man, and you have a beard, which is shelter enough. The Air Conditioning would make Navy Seals cry for a blanket and a hot cup of coffee. This is an unfounded claim of course because I don't know any Navy Seals, personally. This truck is ready for the rigorous scrutiny of The States' inspection process from the toughest inspector. It will laugh in the face of anyone with a clipboard, because it's a Ford, and it don't give a hoot. All service records can be produced on a moments notice! In fact, I keep them in my hand at all times for such an occasion.