Call your rich friends- 2005 Toyota Corolla- Totes worth a cool million

This car is pretty neat I guess. It's got a few dents. Brake pads might need switching.Not worth anywhere near $1,000,000 according to Kelly Blue Book, ut what does she know?
You keep your face buried in a book of whatever color all your life, elly, nd you'll never know about the raw humming of a fuel-efficient engine under your bum.
Anyway, like to think that rich folk don't give no money fer nuthin. So you can have my car instead of nothing, illionaires.So if you're a rich guy or gal or you know a rich guy or gal, ave them look into purchasing my used Toyota Corolla for $1,000,000.I'm not greedy. I don't want a penny over $1,000,000. Unless you want to buy my cracked cell phone. I'll throw that in for an extra penny. $1,000,000.01 for both.I can ship it, guess but I don't really have time so I would prefer if you brought me $1,000,000 and I could just hand over the car.