Maserati Quattroporte Custom Italian Black 4 Door Saloon Supercar Excellent Car!

WELCOME! Ladies. Gentlemen. Mouthbreathers. Gangsters. Mammma’s Boy’s. Daddy’s little princess who just turned Eighteen. Auto Enthusiasts. Ego Maniacs. Luxury Lovers. Auto Show Winners. Recent Retirees. Maserati/Ferrari fans and everything in between. My name is Richard and do I have a treat for you! (Almost 15 minutes of a 360 View of my car in and out on Youtube. Link at the bottom)! Welcome to the sale of quite possibly the best wingman I have ever had the pleasure to ride. Believe me; this beauty alone has gotten me more ass than a Chinese restaurant’s men’s bathroom (that’s an average of 10 asses/hour!). If you're a teenager with rich parents looking at making that next big step in your life. this is the car for you. I have maintained the body. both in and out. in better shape than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sylvester Stallone. Jean Claude Van Dam. and Daniel Craig put together! If you’re between the ages of 18-25. THIS IS THE CAR FOR YOU. Meet that gold digging wifey/husband material you’ve been dying to meet. Don’t miss this. as the kids say. “Smash and Pass” or “Hit it and Quit It” opportunity of a lifetime. (Life Lesson #32: Meet. NOT MARRY. ) If you're 35 years old still living at home and yet to be touched intimately by a woman. then maybe this car isn’t for you. But hell. everyone on Ebay is a businessman. so if you have the cash. then this can really be that lifechanging car. And boooooooy. do I mean it’s life changing. Believe me. This car’s brakes faster than Kim Kardashian’s first marriage. If you’re a Manual driver and hate downshifting. this car does it for you! If you like to throw it into Neutral and then brake. then by all means. do as you like! Both work! If you drive only automatic. congrats! This has an automatic mode if you’re too lazy to learn manual! There is no foot clutch or shifting necessary because an automated gearbox does the shifting for you! If you're dead set on Manual. then by all means. use the triptonic paddle shifters to shift! I’ve given this car more hand car washes/waxes than Lindsay Lohan’s rehab visits. So that means I’m continually maintaining it! This car has been modified for your pleasure more than Michael Jackson’s face. That’s not a stab at Michael. That’s just a metaphor. This car’s quad (thats Cuatro in Spanish!) muffler screams louder than a Green Day concert. And trust me. I’ve had to undergo surgery because of them. so imagine the sound you’ll make down the freeway! This car’s Bose (yeah. Bose. All around the car. BAM!) speakers sound system and bass is so loud it makes the Big Bang feel like a pin drop. The car’s custom made Italian Stripe (I’ll include replacement stripes for when the car’s stripe gets worn out in a few years) is made to last. It looks absolutely new and stunning. It really accentuates the car and “breaks” necks EVERYWHERE it goes. I MUST WARN YOU. People take pictures. EVERYWHERE. They ask what year. what company. what you do for a living. and what your phone number is. I AM NOT KIDDING. I love it. Makes me feel like a Rockstar. The car’s rear is in better shape than Jennifer Lopez’s Gluteus Maximus. It shows very minimal wear in one section but with my monthly paint touch up (which I will do next week) I will put it in better shape than Nicki after she got her butt implants! The trunk is SPACIOUS. I could stuff 3 Miami Heat fans and a 24 pack of Coke and I could still probably stuff more Miami Heat fans in there if I wanted to. I only keep my car cleaning supplies in there nowadays. but I used to use it to carry my textbooks and blankets and pillows when I went to college (I was a commuter so I sometimes slept in my car between classes :’( LOL). The previous owner (lord bless this man for dropping about $115. 00 when he bought it off the dealership) meticulously maintained this vehicle. He even got married through it I heard (although I think it was just an incentive for me to buy the car). He's maintained it at the dealer and there’s records of the most recent transaction he did to it which cost him about $6. 00 if I remember correctly. It was last dealer serviced at 53. 00 miles. Since then. I’ve had the tires replaced. put in a new window regulator after the old one got really creaky and annoying. and replaced the light bulbs with fresh new ones when they’ve burnt out. Basic little replacements every owner must do. but nothing major. It might be a Maserati. but a car is still a car. Just we've never taken it out in the rain or snow. It's a rear wheel drive. I learned my lesson already in a Mustang. The next service is due at about 60. 00-62. 00 miles he told me. Navigation. Sunroof. Tan Leather Seats w/ Wooden Trim around the car. AC/Heater seats with Minute Massages. MSP. uto/Manual button. Hidden Sunshade in the rear. Bluetooth/MP3 with Transmitter. Tinted windows to legal degrees (here in NY at least). powder coated tires. Fully functional AC/Heater. Cupholders in the front back. SECRET coffee cup heaters for when you need to keep things warm. steering wheel controls. cruise control. etc. You will bid on this car. you will win. and you will buy it. In terms of shipping. I will help you if you’re not from around the area. I might be crying worst than the first time I saw Titanic to see it go. but I will be glad to know it will go to good hands. WARNING. Purchase of this vehicle may result in a severe rise in the number of looks of admiration you get in your local town. city. etc. I would personally recommend wearing a large gold plated chain. a half open shirt. shaving ones head. and wearing 1 bottle of cologne at any given time to truly get that desired female/male attention. The stereo system is suited to playing Dubstep. Rock. and Bachata including artists but not limited to Led Zepelin. The Beatles. Matchbox Twenty. Green Day. Romeo Santos. Prince Royce. etc. Seriously gentlemen. Ladies flock to this car. I'd like to say that I have customised the horn. but I haven't. I was planning on a pre recorded mp3 of Pitbull saying “Oye Mami. mira que tu ‘ta rica”. but sadly. it never happened. I. sadly. do not accept food as payment. nor coupons to a Greenland resort getaway. I will. however. happily airlift this car to any destination in West Africa. should you be in the possession of a check which you have overpaid. and happily send you the difference after shipping and handling. Overall the car is beautiful. both in and out. There have been stone paint chips from rocks flying up like any other car. but I bought OEM factory paint and I paint it every other month because my car is more higher maintenance than all of my ex’s combined. There are 3 minor (and I mean minor) physical flaws addressed in the video that you can check out for yourself. you autoshow nitpickers. She likes to wax her body every week. wash her italian mohawk every other day. and wink at other cars when she turns corners. Here is the AutoVehicle History Record Explained. The 1 accident reported was when the previous owner hit an embankment (you can read that yourself in the report). He had the part replaced with a new one because apparently money grew out of his @ss. The Second is a Loan/Lien which was paid off in full by the 2 Dealer Auctions who bought the car for resale profit. Only 2 people have used it as a weekend car (me and the original buyer. The other two owners are the dealers who also appear on the History Record if you want to check. ). Honestly. I do not want to sell this car. It’s been the best experience of my life but I must. The only reason I’m selling my car is because I owe $44. 52 for college by the end of July 2015 and if I don’t pay it soon. interest will accumulate and by the time I graduate in 2018 it will be $50. 00. HESC initially helped me pay for college then denied me. FAFSA was going to help but also denied my request as my paperwork was not received on time. They will help me out next year. but not this year they said. So I must sell my most prized possession to pay for college. Only in America… :/ (Pic Attached of this years expenses). Or. just help pay for my med school college expenses out of the kindness of your heart? I’d be much obliged. I’ll accept any contributions. I just turned 18 a few months back and I saved up every last penny to buy this car. It was my dream and I cared for it like it was my child. I treated the car almost as a goddess. so when college told me I was short about $44G. I was devastated. I work part time while I go to college but that’s not even enough to help pay for my books now that I’ve accumulated this debt. They won’t go all Mafia Boss on me until July so I have a few months to sell my car. Message me if you need me for anything ladies and gents. I will gladly answer any questions you may have on the phone. Ebay Message. or even text message. I do have a phone number and a deep voice over the phone. so don’t hang up immediately! I’m not mad. just puberty hit me weirdly! LOL. +1-(347)-362-3217. <— Call me anytime! Just please. before 11pm and after 8am? Please. serious buyers only. If you live in my vicinity. I will allow you to come to my place for milk and cookies and I’ll be more than happy to give it a run with you if you have cash in hand. Bring your mom. ad. sister. brother. husband. wife. and/or even your mechanic! If you are the winning bidder. leave the deposit with Ebay. message me. and we’ll see how to get this thing sorted out! (Include legalities stuff here such as me having the right to take the offer down at any time. Car not physically being able to get you 10 asses/hour. Car sold as is: shown in the video and pics for a better understanding of what you are buying and what a beauty you are buying. all celebrity names used for comic relief and do not express my true opinions. etc. I am not responsible for any brain damage you might have incurred while reading my post. I do require payment and a signed bill of sale before I hand over the title. whether in person or if I ship it. I will take a video of the guys lifting the car in the freight truck if I do ship it somewhere else so you know I sent you the car functional and clean so that we may file a claim on the shipping company if there are any problems. Please call or text me so we may talk shipping. handling. and payment). THANKS FOR YOUR TIME AND HAVE A WONDERFUL AND BLESSED DAY EVERYONE! https://www. youtube. com/watch?v=zEREpHghmpE