2002 Black Ford Escape XLS from the First Owner

FOR SALE by the 1ST OWNER.

I'm selling it because I'm in financial difficulty. Otherwise, i was planning on driving this car to the ground... I've been driving the car every other month for the past 4 years, as i had to move out of the country for a project. I may be in financial difficulty but have a rich sense of humor.

As you can see this from the pictures car has a lot to offer..

FIRST OF ALL - LET ME LIST WHAT COMES WITH THE CAR

CAR IS RUNNING JUST FINE... (not at this moment, as I am at Barnes N Noble, posting this ad, but as you are reading these lines, i will be in the car driving away... you can do the same, if you are the final bidder)

This is a 4WD, and you can consider it as AWD. Why? This car has, only four wheels. When you turn the 4WD, you are automatically turning ALL the wheels on.

• I'm the original owner, I've leased the car originally, and then purchased it at the end of the lease.. Owner record may show 2 owners, as the dealer was the owner for the first 3 years
• 1 accident may show on the report. An older lady hit my wheel as she was getting ready to leave the park. She broke her rear signal on my left rear wheel. No damage was done to the wheel or the car.

1- Steering wheel and Four tires (already on the car, i've installed them for you)
2- Car Scent that you see in the pictures
3- Good Karma you'll get by helping me get the car out of my friend's driveway, since i park it there when i am out of town
4- 4 seats.. two in the front and two in the back (you can fit 3 people if you can squeeze them right)
5- PRICE INCENTIVES !!!
$0000 - $1000 - FREE TITLE (i wont charge you for the title of the car)
$1001 - $1500 - I'll leave my lucky quarter in the car and (FREE TITLE)
$1501 - $2000 - I'll leave my lucky dollar bill in the car and (FREE TITLE, Lucky Quarter)
$2001 - $2500 - I'll leave a picture of me in the car. YES, my free picture in the car and (FREE TITLE, Lucky Quarter, Lucky Dollar)
$2501 - $3000 - I'll give you a picture of me holding a $20-dollar bill with my signature on it and (FREE TITLE, Lucky Quarter, Lucky Dollar, Picture of Me)
$3001+ I'll give you everything listed above the actual $20 dollars i was holding in my hand, when I got the picture taken....

1- RED ANTIQUE-LOOK
This is not a regular ford escape from 2002. This one had a body paint problem (from the manufacturer) but i never took it to the dealer to get it repainted. you ask why? Well, did you see the pictures (last one)? It has a nice red antique-look on the roof. In the fall time, when the leaves are falling, car is almost camouflaged. :) Also, the hood is starting to peel off, but it hasn't rusted yet, but in a year or two, hood will gain the nice red antique-look...

2- GAS TANK REMINDER
Right by the gas tank, it has another big round paint peeled off. I know what you are thinking, but no i didn't do it on purpose. But it is a nice reminder to see where you need to fill the tank.

3- GREAT KARMA - KID NOT INCLUDED
I had 4 promotions in the first two years. Then I started my business, and then sold it three years later for a good price. Then got another job and another promotion within 3 months... A year after i purchased the car, i had a son. Amazing kid!!! But don't count on having a kid, a year after buying the car, if you are not planning on it, and definitely don't ask my help for it... PS: Kid was NOT conceived in the car!!!

4- MAINTENANCE & HISTORY
I've done all the scheduled maintenance on the car. In the last 14 years, I've replaced the clutch 5-6 years ago. two months ago, I've replaced the M/C and the timing belt. If you are buying the car and planning on using it in SLC, Utah, then my mechanic knows the car and i can refer you to him. It is up to you, but i'd rather that my mechanic touches my car ;) after all, my car has been going to him for inspections and fixes for the past 8 years.

5- GREAT GAMBLER & WELL-TRAVELED
This car has been on the western 10-12 states. I've taken her from Seattle to LA, Montana to El Paso. Also, she has been to Vegas more than a chronic gambler. I've had some great wins and loses. So if you ask her where to go, she can pinpoint the winning casinos!!! Trust me, i've had great luck with this car. (it has great luck, but winning is not guaranteed unless you are paying 5K for this car :) )

6- TRUNK is like my EXWIFE
It has its own mind. It may be locked and you won't be able to unlock it, unless it wants to open. Depending on the weather, it may not lock at all, however, if someone tries to get in, the alarm will still sound... I guess it is just like my exwife :)

PS: The house and the driveway in the picture is not included, but sold separately (if you can convince the house owner... but he is my friend, and i can help you change his mind)