Is this much fun really even legal?

Driving in comfort, bony black leather heated seats, eads up display, ruise, ilt, at radio with CD changer, emovable top, ood tunes! Great gas mileage (if you can keep your foot out of it - I spent 4 years commuting back and forth approx 160 miles 1 way AND could get 26-28 mpg driving 'sane'. BUT, tick your foot in it and the monster roars to live; Borla Exhaust, araram intake, uned by Corvettes of Westchester, agnetic ride control! If you really want to get wild, urn off the traction control 'nannies' and drive it! Reminds me of the muscle cars of the 70's adrenaline rush but much better driver, ependable, nd cornering! Blend mount is already there in wired for easy installation of your Escort 9000ix to plug in, ucked up right under the rear view mirror looks factory! WOW!
Adult owned and driven (ok, aybe a bit still a kid at heart, ut not abused or thrashed by any means!) A few minor scratches and rock chips from daily driving, ut exceptional car in crystal red metallic. 2nd owner for past approx 30,000 miles. Copies of all the oil changes and service while I've had it for the past approx 30k miles.factory recommended Mobile 1 synthetic oil changes at 50% life remaining per on-board computer). Tires are in excellent shape! 2 key fobs, lean title.
$5k deposit due within 48 hrs after close of auction. This is a great driver, erformer and general fun car to drive! I will assist with meeting driver in town for transport pickup, f needed.
Check out all the options this has; ride control, raction control, ual zone climate control, addle shift, tereo controls on wheel, eyless remote and alarm, tc. See the pictures of the options list!
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