2013 Volvo C30 One Owner 18K Miles In Excellent Condition! Cream puff!

I'm selling my 2013 Volvo C30, nd I'm the original owner. I took possession on 4/30/13 (3 years old tomorrow!), nd it has only 17,900 miles - that's less than 6,000 miles per year. It has been a 100% trouble-free car. Zero issues. Serviced once a year at Huntington NY Volvo dealer - as per the recommended schedule.
If you've never driven one of these little rockets, suggest you give it a try. The 5 cylinder engine is turbocharged, nd it puts out 227 horsepower - so it goes like a bat out of you-know-where. Corners like a go-cart and stops on a dime with its 4-wheel disc brakes. I average 22 miles per gallon on regular fuel around town, nd I've never taken it on an extended road trip so I can't tell you what the highway mileage is (the EPA ratings are 21 City and 30 MPG Highway). This is a 2-door hatchback, nd the back seats fold down for extra storage. The black cloth seats are more comfortable than leather IMHO. The spare tire has never been used.
It has a 7-speed automatic transmission, ront wheel drive, -wheel ABS, 17" alloy wheels, nti-theft system, unroof, D radio with 4X40 watt amp and 8 speakers, eated seats, lluminated steering wheel controls for radio and mobile phone, ower glass moonroof, luetooth, D player, power driver seat with memory, ower passenger seat, ED daytime running lights, ual Xenon headlights, eyless drive, ilt and telescope steering wheel, ower windows and door locks, ire pressure monitoring system, C, ual climate control, ruise control, tc. etc. etc. - and everything works perfectly.
And, f course, t has never been in an accident.
Vehicle comes with one year remaining on the 4-year, 0,000 mile limited warranty from Volvo.
Cosmetically, t's in excellent shape - and nobody has ever smoked in it. There's one tiny ding in the driver's door (but the paint is not chipped) from some inconsiderate fool who I assume opened his door into mine. Tires and 4-wheel disc brakes are all in excellent shape. Comes with 2 keys and owner's manual. Complete service records available (but it's only 3 receipts for the annual oil change - synthetic oil, hat is). It needs nothing.
And that's the story. I'm asking $21,995 because I know what it's worth, o please don't bother with low-ball offers.